Tampa Fla. Art Teacher Sandra Hadsock,64,Punches Student In The Face Will Be Exonerated And Wants Her Job Back!!!…He Called Her A C*nt And She Popped Him (Video)

Last year,something like this happened in a high school art class in Thailand@!!!…(See CRAZY Thai Art Teacher Beat-Down!Here!!!!) 64-year-old art teacher and former Teacher of the Year, Sandra Hadsock, will not be charged with child abuse or any crime associated with her having to defend herself and slap a large, hulking male student that was […]

Mystery Solved!!!..It WAS Congressman Anthony Weiner’s-Weiner Photo He Tweeted Over The Internets!!!…Chris Lee Says He Should Resign!

The nation breathed a sigh of relief this afternoon as the great national mystery surrounding the identity of the penis photo that was sent from the Twitter account of New York Democratic congressman Anthony Weiner. (Should Congressman Weeny Weiner Resign for Tweeting A Pic Of His D*ck!?!) The esteemed congressman swore that his twitter account […]

Saif al-Arab Gadhafi,29,Youngest Son Of Libyan Dictator Moammar Gadhafi,68,Killed By A NATO Air Strike…Not Saif al-Islam,38,Who Promised To Kill All Libyan People Who Rebel Against His Fathers Rule

Government spokesman Moussa Ibrahim reported to the media that Colonel Moammar Gadhafi’s youngest son and three of his grandchildren have been killed in a Nato airstrike in Tripoli.(Source) Saif Al-Arab,29, was a civilian and a student who had studied in Germany,who was in the wrong place, at the wrong time, during the NATO air strikes that were […]

Georgia Teacher,Victoria Mattox,Surprised She Survived Killer Tornado!!!…She Was Ready To Die!

29-year-old school teacher and cheerleading coach, and resident of  Barnesville, Georgia,was surprised that she miraculously survived a killer tornado that shred her house into pieces around her, while she hid in a closet!(HuffPo) (Devastating Southern Tornado Video) Victoria said that she was asleep when she was awakened by a text message buzzing on her cel […]

Shrunken And Flaccid Barry Bonds,46, Found Guilty Of Obstruction Of Justice…Just Because He Lied About Juicing Up With ‘Roids!!!

By all reports from his former mistress Kimberly Bell, the not so well hung shrunken and flaccid steroid raging former baseball batting champ Barry Bonds has a well hung jury that could not come to a decision and failed to reach a verdict on three counts that the home run king lied to a grand jury […]

Another Dictator Bites The Dust…Forces Arrest Ivory Coast’s Gbagbo

Another tyrant dictator has been ousted after  an enacting a vicious reign of terror and murder on his people.(Source) Ivory Coast’s Laurent Gbagbo and his wife Simone are in the custody of Alassane Ouattara at the Golf Hotel in Abidjan and have requested U.N. protection, the U.N. peacekeeping chief said on Monday.(Source) Mr Gbagbo surrendered […]

Glenn Beckkk Kicked Off Of Fox News Show So He Can Spend More Time Worshiping In Hell…Where He Is Respected(Video)

Satan’s favorite prodigal son,Glenn Beck,47, has officially announced that he is leaving his Fox network show, and transitioning into his new role, developing programs for his fathers followers in Hell.(TMZ) (Glenn Beck is obsessed with Hitler…and Satan!!!) All the inhabitants of Hades let out a loud yell of joy (…and probably a lot of pain) […]

Former Ca. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger,63, Returns To The Big Screen As “The Governator!!!”…With Artful Assistance By Comic Book Legend Stan Lee

Arnold Schwarzenegger,63, will finally get an opportunity to beat down and defeat his political foes, only ,just like in reality,they will not be real, but only fantasy animated incarnations of the real thing that ultimately defeated him during his failed tenure as the golden states much beloved “Governator”. (Watch ‘The Governator” animated trailer!!!) With a […]

Barry Bond’s Former Mistress Kimberly Bell Testifies At His Perjury Trial That Steroids Shrank His Balls,While His Head Grew A Lot Bigger!!!…He Was Not Hitting Homeruns At Home After The ‘Roids’ Took Over!!!

Barry Bond’s found out today that nothing good can come from having a former mistress testify and snitch on him, spilling the beans on him as the government’s  star witness in his perjury and obstruction of justice case, related to his alleged lying about his steroid abuse today in San Francisco.(NBC) (Click here to see Kimberly […]

Libyan Rebels Cheer As They Shoot Down A Libyan Warplane In Benghazi, As The Libyan Government Denies That It Happened!!!…Dramatic Footage Caught On Tape

The Associated Press  and other news sources are reporting from the scene on Saturday, that Libyan rebels shot down a warplane that was bombing their eastern stronghold Benghazi, as dictator Moammar Gadhafi has ordered his troops to defy the UN ordered ceasefire.(Politico) The heartless ruler is defiantly ignoring the ceasefire and launching an air and sea assault in […]