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Two-Headed Calf Born In Western Georgia!!!…Mom Cow Freaked Out And Won’t Let It Near Her!!!(Video)

January 7, 2011

Last year I was freaked out to find out about the lamb born with a human face, and many questioned the authenticity of the creature…but today’s news about the calf born with two heads in Georgia pretty much tops that one for me!!!(HuffPo) I was surprised to find that this anomaly of a two-headed animal […]

Gunman James Lee,43, Takes Hostages At The Discovery Channel…He Is Mad That More Humans Are Being Born.

September 1, 2010

Breaking News- A crazed and irrational gunman who has been identified as James Lee,43, entered the headquarters of the Discovery Channel in Silver Springs, Md., building around 1 p.m. and reportedly fired at least one shot,and has taken a small number of hostages.(REUTERS) He was reportedly wearing some sort of explosive device strapped to his […]

Dog Eats $20,000 Diamond…Guess How They Had To Recover It!!!UUGGHHH…

March 13, 2010

A dog in Maryland  ate a diamond worth $20,000 dollars,after his owners dropped it on the floor in front of him! The Golden Retriever who ate the diamond is named Sollie, and his owner, George Kaufman, owns the Robert Bernard Jewelry Store in Rockland with his partner, Robert Rosin.Sollie goes to work with George and hangs […]

Should “No Sex” For A Year With Your Marital Partner Be Grounds For An Uncontested Divorce?

January 29, 2010

[picapp align=”center” wrap=”false” link=”term=weddings&iid=6999963″ src=”b/c/7/a/Wedding_shopping_abda.JPG?adImageId=9645227&imageId=6999963″ width=”234″ height=”188″ /] Pretty soon, the groom -to- be in the photo above,may have to try having sex with that mannequin he’s looking at seductively, after his wife- to- be decides to cut him off…that’s what you call marital bliss… If your bride to be told you she was going […]

Uncle Tom Michael Steele Upset That His GOP Slave Masters Don’t Like That He Wrote A Book.

January 9, 2010

Who would have thought…the neocons that own Uncle Michael Steele, the lawn jockey that is the mouth piece for the Republican party, are upset that he wrote a book. Face it, they were surprised that this black man could actually write at all.Do black men actually know how to read and write. ….better string him […]

The Redskins Almost Beat The N.O.Saints…But Drew Brees Wins Again

December 6, 2009

[picapp align=”center” wrap=”false” link=”term=saints+vs+redskins&iid=1348365″ src=”1/a/1/3/ff.JPG?adImageId=8071834&imageId=1348365″ width=”380″ height=”279″ /] Breaking News– The lowly Washington Redskins have just almost  defeated the NFL’s leading quarterback Drew Brees, and his 11-0 perfect team, the New Orleans Saints,in a hard-fought battle in D.C. They definitely gave the Saints all they could handle today. I see the potential in the Redskins to […]

The Supreme Court Decides That The D.C. Sniper Is To Die Tommorrow,Tuesday November 10th,…Cancel Christmas.

November 9, 2009

The Supreme Court of the United States of America, has declined to step in and halt the execution of the convicted master mind behind the D.C. area snipings that occurred for three weeks in October 2002. During three weeks in October 2002, Muhammad and Malvo killed 10 people and wounded three while taunting police with written […]

DC sniper John Allen Muhammad chooses to die by lethal injection on Nov. 10th…finally!

October 27, 2009

 [picapp src=”b/5/2/7/Moose_Announces_Arrest_980a.jpg?adImageId=6857573&imageId=1718802″ width=”234″ height=”276″ /] Convicted master mind John Allen Muhammad, who orchestrated and assisted in the reign of terror that followed the citizens of the Washington,D.C. area in 2002 is set to be executed in a method of his own choosing, which is by lethal injection. He inadvertently made the choice, by refusing to […]