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Shrunken And Flaccid Barry Bonds,46, Found Guilty Of Obstruction Of Justice…Just Because He Lied About Juicing Up With ‘Roids!!!

By all reports from his former mistress Kimberly Bell, the not so well hung shrunken and flaccid steroid raging former baseball batting champ Barry Bonds has a well hung jury that could not come to a decision and failed to reach a verdict on three counts that the home run king lied to a grand jury in 2003 when he specifically denied that he knowingly used steroids and human growth hormone,…(ESPN Video)

Barry Bond's and his shrunken testicles found guilty....

Barry Bonds and his shrunken testicles found guilty....

…but found him guilty of obstruction of justice for impeding a grand jury investigation into illegal steroid distribution.They said that it was not proven that he lied when he said he had not knowingly used steroids, even though intimate reports of his shrunken testicles would lead you to believe something is wrong!(CNN)

Barry found guilty of having shrunken balls...

Barry found guilty of having shrunken balls...

The verdict against the former San Francisco Giants star capped a nearly seven-year probe that focused on Bonds’ denials under oath about knowingly using performance-enhancing drugs.(Source)

Prosecutor Matthew Parrella pointed out the defense never argued that Bonds had not used steroids, while Bonds’ lawyers argued that he did so unknowingly.(BBC)

A young, skinny Barry Bond's...not shrunken yet

A young, skinny Barry Bonds...not shrunken yet

Most jurors were divided 9 to 3 on the question of whether Bonds lied when he said he did not knowingly use steroids, the jurors said.(Source)

Barry Bonds was not found to be a steroid user

Barry Bonds was not found to be a steroid user

This is a felony conviction, but is not for a violent crime. Bond’s is not expected to be sentenced to any prison time, and it is expected that he will receive massive amounts of community service.(TMZ)

It is a small victory for Barry Bond’s and his team given the fact that he was convicted for knowingly taking steroids, so , it has not been proven that he is a steroid cheat.(Source)

Barry and his beauty on the beach

Barry and his beauty on the beach

He may have just bulked up naturally…who knows?

Bonds faces a maximum 10 years in federal prison for the obstruction of justice conviction.The crime of obstruction of justice, in United States jurisdictions, refers to the crime of interfering with the work of police, investigators, regulatory agencies, prosecutors, or other (usually government) officials.(Wiki)

Bonds’ legal team immediately asked that the guilty verdict be thrown out. There will be a hearing next month.(Source)

At least he was not forced to have his before and after pictures of his testicles taken for evidence, like they forced Michael Jackson to do in his molestation trial…

What do you think???…a celebration for Barry, or a sad day for professional baseball?

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