Shrunken And Flaccid Barry Bonds,46, Found Guilty Of Obstruction Of Justice…Just Because He Lied About Juicing Up With ‘Roids!!!

By all reports from his former mistress Kimberly Bell, the not so well hung shrunken and flaccid steroid raging former baseball batting champ Barry Bonds has a well hung jury that could not come to a decision and failed to reach a verdict on three counts that the home run king lied to a grand jury […]

Glenn Beckkk Kicked Off Of Fox News Show So He Can Spend More Time Worshiping In Hell…Where He Is Respected(Video)

Satan’s favorite prodigal son,Glenn Beck,47, has officially announced that he is leaving his Fox network show, and transitioning into his new role, developing programs for his fathers followers in Hell.(TMZ) (Glenn Beck is obsessed with Hitler…and Satan!!!) All the inhabitants of Hades let out a loud yell of joy (…and probably a lot of pain) […]

Barry Bond’s Former Mistress Kimberly Bell Testifies At His Perjury Trial That Steroids Shrank His Balls,While His Head Grew A Lot Bigger!!!…He Was Not Hitting Homeruns At Home After The ‘Roids’ Took Over!!!

Barry Bond’s found out today that nothing good can come from having a former mistress testify and snitch on him, spilling the beans on him as the government’s  star witness in his perjury and obstruction of justice case, related to his alleged lying about his steroid abuse today in San Francisco.(NBC) (Click here to see Kimberly […]

American Hero Elizabeth Edwards,61, Dies Today Losing Her Courageous Battle Against Breast Cancer…She Was A Popular Political Icon Wed To A Terrible Lying Husband…

Less than a day after releasing a statement announcing to the world that she was in the final stages of her mortal battle with cancer, and that any further treatment would be futile, Elizabeth Edwards lost her life and her long battle with breast cancer, and succumbed today at the age of 61.(Source) (Learn more […]

Beck Rally Attracts About 87,000 Racist Bigoted Neocon Tea Party Republican Terrorist…All Of Them Hate American Diversity And Freedom!

Cultist Mormon leader Glenn Beck attracted tens of thousands (approximately 87,000) of racist bigots to come to his cynical Klan rally at the foot of the Lincoln Memorial, all to support his ongoing xenophobic campaign, and to embolden the coming violent acts, like the New York taxi driver stabbing by a hater of Islam, that the […]

New York Yankees Pitcher Roger Clemens Charged With Perjury…He Lied To Congress!!!

11 time All-Star legendary pitcher Roger Clemens is up to his stash of hypodermic-needles in problems from the government over his alleged use of performance enhancing steroids.(SOURCE) A federal grand jury on Thursday indicted seven-time Cy Young Award winner Roger Clemens for allegedly lying to Congress about using steroids. Clemens has been formally  indicted by a […]

Fantasia Barrino Heartbroken Over Sextape Accusation, Rushed To Hospital After Overdose

Former American Idol Winner Fantasia Barrino, 26, a single mom who won the popular TV singing contest in 2004, was hospitalized in North Carolina on Monday with a drug overdose,but is stable and is expected to be released soon, her manager said in a statement to the pioneering celebrity gossip blogTMZ.com. [picapp align=”center” wrap=”false” link=”term=fantasia+barrino&iid=7473884″ […]

Dead Man On Train… Rickey Jay Van Houter, 52,Falls Asleep And Dies On A Metro Train,…Not Found For 5 Hours!

A man, who appeared to be sleeping on a Metro train, was found to be dead after going undisturbed, and unnoticed riding on the train for at least 5 hours. Apparently, no one wanted to bother him, or were too distracted to notice if the man was breathing or not. The question is that with […]

President Obama Humors The Audience At The White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner…

Last night, as most of us watched either the Cleveland Cavaliers defeat the Boston Celtics in a close game 1,or, as I did,watched Floyd Mayweather get his jaw tested…albeit temporarily, by Shane Mosley,before pitching a devastating shut out for the last 10 rounds winning his 41st victory,and keeping his professional career undefeated,President Obama delivered a […]

Immigrant White Polish Thief Disguises Himself As Black Man To Rob 6 Banks, But Drives A Volvo To The Crime!!!…(FAIL)

White man disguised as a black man robs bank….and NO!!!..I am not talking trash about our favorite coon,Michael Steele again,because his party[picapp align=”right” wrap=”true” link=”term=michael+steele+republican&iid=6970025″ src=”e/7/f/1/RNC_Chair_Michael_b749.jpg?adImageId=12645637&imageId=6970025″ width=”234″ height=”163″ /]is doing enough of that for me!!! Authorities in Springdale,Ohio are reporting that a white man went on a bank robbing crime spree and almost got away […]