Glenn Beckkk Kicked Off Of Fox News Show So He Can Spend More Time Worshiping In Hell…Where He Is Respected(Video)
Satan’s favorite prodigal son,Glenn Beck,47, has officially announced that he is leaving his Fox network show, and transitioning into his new role, developing programs for his fathers followers in Hell.(TMZ)
All the inhabitants of Hades let out a loud yell of joy (…and probably a lot of pain) celebrating Glenn Beckkk’s devotion and sacrifice in support of their cause...enough of their long simmering,long distance torrid love affair,for he is coming home!!!(Source)
It has been reported that Lucifer himself is beside himself with joy upon hearing the good news, and has ordered his minions to prepare a special place next to him on his throne,so that Beckkk may nurture a close and personal relationship with him,as the right hand man of the God of the evil underworld.(Source)
In parting Glenn Beckkk informed his staff that this is the opportunity of his lifetime, and that it is what he was working so hard and diligently to achieve!…he could not allow it to pass him by…(WSJ)
“Satan is even more persuasive than Roger Ailes,even though he has a lot less power,influence, control, and money, than Mr. Ailes, and that is where I come in!…”
…”Satan needs me!”…Me!!!”(Glenn Beck is the devil-Facebook page)
“I truly believe that America owes a lot to Roger Ailes and Fox News,” Beck said in a statement.
“I cannot repay Roger for the lessons I’ve learned and will continue to learn from him and I look forward to starting this new phase of our partnership…”(Source)
Beck got his start on TV in 2006 by hosting a show on CNN and Headline News, and upon the election of President Obama, he moved over to Fox news, where he was able to demean the president’s race, creed, and color, unchecked and with impunity, to the delight of the Fox crowd, garnering him a peak of 2.8 million viewers that fall, and earning him the much coveted spot as the face of the Fox News Channel…
…only to see that audience crumble to 1.9 million only a year later, after the religious zealots found out that he was a Mormon masquerading as a Christian!LOL…
Network chief Roger Ailes loved him and all the money and acclaim Beck brought to the network, and even secretly had absolutely no problem with him when he would go on the air at Fox and publicly taunt, bully and demean, and smear the Presidents’ minor daughters, his wife Michele Obama, his deceased mother for giving birth to President Obama,…
…and for famously making the claim that President Obama has a deep seeded hatred for white people…even though the president is half white himself.
The latter comments cost Beck’s show to lose over 300 advertisers that did not want to be associated with his divisive rhetoric and conspiracy theories, and millions of dollars, forcing Ailes to cut ties with the controversial host.(Source)
As luck would have it, Satan stepped in and has come to the rescue of Mr. Beckkk,partnering with him on his independent media ventures, as well as financing some one-off specials and documentaries for the Fox network, so that his minions can find him in the future, on an ongoing basis.(CNN)
Beck, 47, was saved once before by Lucifer, when his life spiralled out of control in his 20s and he became a cannabis-smoking alcoholic who was close to suicide. Satan stepped in and convinced him to become a Mormon and to leave his first wife as an act of unconditional loyalty to the king of all evil.(Wiki)
…the rest is history, and Satan has rewarded his loyal right hand man Glenn Beckkk handsomely, garnering for the both of them, millions of fellow indoctrinated trusted worshipers, most of them in the GOP and Tea Party.
*(This article is in part satirical,you figure out which part is fact,or fiction)