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Miami Dolphin’s Receiver Brandon Marshall,27,Stabbed In Stomach By Mad Wife!!!…Claims Self Defense!!!(Video)

April 23, 2011

Miami Dolphins Pro Bowl wide receiver Brandon Marshall has been stabbed by his wife,and had been admitted to the intensive care ward for emergency surgery to tend to his stab wound.(ESPN) (PHOTOS:Brandon Marshall’s wife leaving Broward County Jail After posting Bail!!!) The knife did not damage any major organs…if you do not consider the stomach […]

Shrunken And Flaccid Barry Bonds,46, Found Guilty Of Obstruction Of Justice…Just Because He Lied About Juicing Up With ‘Roids!!!

April 14, 2011

By all reports from his former mistress Kimberly Bell, the not so well hung shrunken and flaccid steroid raging former baseball batting champ Barry Bonds has a well hung jury that could not come to a decision and failed to reach a verdict on three counts that the home run king lied to a grand jury […]

President Obama Commends Philly For Giving Ex-Felon Michael Vick A Second Chance…Surprisingly Many Are Condemning The President For Doing It?!?

December 28, 2010

President Barack Obama has commended the owner of the National Football League’s Philadelphia Eagles for giving quarterback Michael Vick a second chance after his release from prison,putting the US President in the doghouse with canines and canine-lovers everywhere. The President praised the Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie for what they did for Vick, and that he’s […]

WTF!!!QB Mike Vick Wants To Own A Dog Again!!!!…Just When Things Were Starting To Go Good!?!?

December 16, 2010

The Eagles starting quarterback and convicted dogfighting operator Michael Vickhas expressed to the media that he would like to become a dog owner again one day, as soon as his probation is over.(Source) I was under the impression that he was banned for life from owning a pet dog, as part of his sentence on federal […]

“Dancing With The Stars” First Neocon-Alum Tom DeLay Finally Convicted For Money Laundering,Lying ,And Cheating!!!…He Got Tea-Bagged And Gagged In Texas!!!

November 25, 2010

The lawman known as the Texas Rangers are known for their historical tenaciousness at capturing criminals, most notably the gangsters and murderers Bonnie and Clyde, bank robber Sam Bass, gunslinger John Wesley Hardin.(Wiki) Now, they can add to their infamous list of deadly and devious criminals that they have caught, former House Majority-Neocon Teabagger Leader Tom […]

Michael Vick Beats His Latest Brush With The Law…Apologizes To The Press…And Enters Training Camp!

July 27, 2010

Michael Vick has just entered training camp this week,in preparation for the Philadelphia Eagle’s 2010 N.F.L. football season, after narrowly escaping punishment, and expulsion due to conduct from the league, following a stabbing that occurred at his 30th birthday party, 3 minutes after he had left the building. NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said, “there is […]

Former Ohio State Football Star, And Former Inmate Maurice Clarett Resumes Life And Enrolls Into College At…Ohio State!

July 27, 2010

[picapp align=”center” wrap=”false” link=”term=maurice+clarett&iid=3112928″ src=”http://view2.picapp.com/pictures.photo/image/3112928/clarett-takes-the-victory/clarett-takes-the-victory.jpg?size=500&imageId=3112928″ width=”380″ height=”569″ /] The media is buzzing with the good news that former Ohio State “Buckeye” Football star Maurice Clarett,26, has been granted enrollment back into Ohio State after spending 3 1/2 years in prison on a  7½ years in jail sentence he received for being found guilty of aggravated robbery […]

Lawrence Taylor Must Like Jail….NFL Hero Fail!!!!

May 6, 2010

Police say Pro Football Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor raped a 16-year-old runaway in a hotel room encounter arranged by a man who beat her up before driving her to Taylor’s suburban hotel.(Sandrarose.com) The former NFL superstar and “Dancing With The Stars” fan favorite, is said to have paid $300.00 to the 16-year-old sex slave […]

Venezuelan Boxer And Suspected Wife Killer And Abuser Edwin Velero Commits Suicide in Jail

April 19, 2010

Edwin Valero,28, the former World Boxing Council lightweight champion, hanged himself with his own clothes in a jail cell in Caracas on Monday,where he was being detained since Sunday on suspicion of murdering his wife Jennifer, 24, after police found her body in a hotel room in Valencia, Venezuela.(SOURCE) Valero left the hotel room around […]