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Shrunken And Flaccid Barry Bonds,46, Found Guilty Of Obstruction Of Justice…Just Because He Lied About Juicing Up With ‘Roids!!!

April 14, 2011

By all reports from his former mistress Kimberly Bell, the not so well hung shrunken and flaccid steroid raging former baseball batting champ Barry Bonds has a well hung jury that could not come to a decision and failed to reach a verdict on three counts that the home run king lied to a grand jury […]

Glenn Beckkk Kicked Off Of Fox News Show So He Can Spend More Time Worshiping In Hell…Where He Is Respected(Video)

April 7, 2011

Satan’s favorite prodigal son,Glenn Beck,47, has officially announced that he is leaving his Fox network show, and transitioning into his new role, developing programs for his fathers followers in Hell.(TMZ) (Glenn Beck is obsessed with Hitler…and Satan!!!) All the inhabitants of Hades let out a loud yell of joy (…and probably a lot of pain) […]

Barry Bond’s Former Mistress Kimberly Bell Testifies At His Perjury Trial That Steroids Shrank His Balls,While His Head Grew A Lot Bigger!!!…He Was Not Hitting Homeruns At Home After The ‘Roids’ Took Over!!!

March 29, 2011

Barry Bond’s found out today that nothing good can come from having a former mistress testify and snitch on him, spilling the beans on him as the government’s  star witness in his perjury and obstruction of justice case, related to his alleged lying about his steroid abuse today in San Francisco.(NBC) (Click here to see Kimberly […]

Watch Deadly Ice Fall Off Dallas Cowboys -Super Bowl 2011 Stadium…6 People Hurt,1 Critically Injured!!!(Video)

February 5, 2011

In preparation to host this Sundays Super Bowl NFL championship game, the Dallas area has suffered unusually severe weather during the week prior to the game ,with the region experiencing its coldest day since 1989.(Video) (Photos of the disaster here) The snow and ice have been accumulating on the top of Cowboys Stadium the past few days […]

Metrodome Stadium Roof Collaspe In Snow Storm!!!(VIDEO)

December 12, 2010

This is some amazing footage of the devastating effects of Mother Nature!!!(BBC) The Giants-Vikings game was postponed until Monday night because the Metrodome’s Teflon roof had collapsed because of 17.1 inches of snow.(MSNBC) The Vikings/Giants game that was to be played there today,will now be played in Detroit at Ford Field on Monday night. Bill […]

American Hero Elizabeth Edwards,61, Dies Today Losing Her Courageous Battle Against Breast Cancer…She Was A Popular Political Icon Wed To A Terrible Lying Husband…

December 7, 2010

Less than a day after releasing a statement announcing to the world that she was in the final stages of her mortal battle with cancer, and that any further treatment would be futile, Elizabeth Edwards lost her life and her long battle with breast cancer, and succumbed today at the age of 61.(Source) (Learn more […]

Former Dallas Cowboys QB And Monday Night Football Host ‘Dandy’Don Meredith,Dead Today At The Age Of 72…”Turn out the Lights,The Party’s Over” And R.I.P.

December 6, 2010

N.F.L. and A.B.C. Monday Night Football broadcasting fan favorite and legend “Dandy” Don Meredith,72, died Sunday evening after suffering a brain hemorrhage and lapsing into a coma.(Source) Meredith had battled emphysema in recent years and suffered a minor stroke in 2004.(Source) Meredith died at Christus St. Vincent Regional Medical Center in Santa Fe, N.M., a hospital […]

“Dancing With The Stars” First Neocon-Alum Tom DeLay Finally Convicted For Money Laundering,Lying ,And Cheating!!!…He Got Tea-Bagged And Gagged In Texas!!!

November 25, 2010

The lawman known as the Texas Rangers are known for their historical tenaciousness at capturing criminals, most notably the gangsters and murderers Bonnie and Clyde, bank robber Sam Bass, gunslinger John Wesley Hardin.(Wiki) Now, they can add to their infamous list of deadly and devious criminals that they have caught, former House Majority-Neocon Teabagger Leader Tom […]

Randy Moss Already Kicked Off Of Minnesota Vikings Football Team After Awkward Remarks…That Didn’t Take Very Long.

November 1, 2010

Randy Moss has been waived by the Minnesota Vikings, but no one in Vikings management has confirmed it publicly,after spending the month of October enduring a disappointing return to the team that made him famous.(FoxSports) [picapp align=”center” wrap=”false” link=”term=*randy+moss&iid=10011222″ src=”http://view4.picapp.com/pictures.photo/image/10011222/minnesota-vikings-new-york/minnesota-vikings-new-york.jpg?size=500&imageId=10011222″ width=”234″ height=”156″ /] The only one’s who are officially confirming Moss’s release are the players, […]

First Black Character On Captain Kangaroo,”Mr. Baxter” Actor James Wall Dies at 92.

October 29, 2010

Pioneering vaudevillian and the first black character portrayed on the popular CBS children’s program ‘Captain Kangaroo’, James Wall,92, has passed away, taking years of stories, anecdotes, and trailblazing experiences that advanced the opportunities for African-American entertainers and behind the scenes players throughout the entertainment business,and profoundly at a nationally broadcasted television network.(Source) CBS News is […]