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Shrunken And Flaccid Barry Bonds,46, Found Guilty Of Obstruction Of Justice…Just Because He Lied About Juicing Up With ‘Roids!!!

April 14, 2011

By all reports from his former mistress Kimberly Bell, the not so well hung shrunken and flaccid steroid raging former baseball batting champ Barry Bonds has a well hung jury that could not come to a decision and failed to reach a verdict on three counts that the home run king lied to a grand jury […]

Barry Bond’s Former Mistress Kimberly Bell Testifies At His Perjury Trial That Steroids Shrank His Balls,While His Head Grew A Lot Bigger!!!…He Was Not Hitting Homeruns At Home After The ‘Roids’ Took Over!!!

March 29, 2011

Barry Bond’s found out today that nothing good can come from having a former mistress testify and snitch on him, spilling the beans on him as the government’s  star witness in his perjury and obstruction of justice case, related to his alleged lying about his steroid abuse today in San Francisco.(NBC) (Click here to see Kimberly […]

Whitney And Bobby Brown’s Daughter Bobbi Kristina,18, Caught Snorting Something Up Her Nose…Could It Be Coke?

March 2, 2011

The National Enquirer has published a picture in its March issue showing what appears to be Bobbi Kristina Brown, 18, snorting a line of what looks like cocaine,or crystal meth, but the shot is not clear enough to positively identify the exact nature of the drug she is snorting.(PerezHilton) …but she is,if that is her, snorting […]

“Dancing With The Stars” First Neocon-Alum Tom DeLay Finally Convicted For Money Laundering,Lying ,And Cheating!!!…He Got Tea-Bagged And Gagged In Texas!!!

November 25, 2010

The lawman known as the Texas Rangers are known for their historical tenaciousness at capturing criminals, most notably the gangsters and murderers Bonnie and Clyde, bank robber Sam Bass, gunslinger John Wesley Hardin.(Wiki) Now, they can add to their infamous list of deadly and devious criminals that they have caught, former House Majority-Neocon Teabagger Leader Tom […]

Gunman James Lee,43, Takes Hostages At The Discovery Channel…He Is Mad That More Humans Are Being Born.

September 1, 2010

Breaking News- A crazed and irrational gunman who has been identified as James Lee,43, entered the headquarters of the Discovery Channel in Silver Springs, Md., building around 1 p.m. and reportedly fired at least one shot,and has taken a small number of hostages.(REUTERS) He was reportedly wearing some sort of explosive device strapped to his […]

New York Yankees Pitcher Roger Clemens Charged With Perjury…He Lied To Congress!!!

August 20, 2010

11 time All-Star legendary pitcher Roger Clemens is up to his stash of hypodermic-needles in problems from the government over his alleged use of performance enhancing steroids.(SOURCE) A federal grand jury on Thursday indicted seven-time Cy Young Award winner Roger Clemens for allegedly lying to Congress about using steroids. Clemens has been formally  indicted by a […]

Sen. Ted Stevens,86, Has Died In Alaska Plane Crash…The Longest Serving Republican Senator In U.S.History.

August 10, 2010

Breaking News–CNN and other major news outlets are reporting conflicting information about the condition of ex-Senator Ted Stevens, who was on board the small private plane that crashed Monday night near Dillingham, Alaska.(CNN) [picapp align=”center” wrap=”false” link=”term=ted+stevens&iid=9525334″ src=”http://view2.picapp.com/pictures.photo/image/9525334/file-image-alaska/file-image-alaska.jpg?size=500&imageId=9525334″ width=”234″ height=”141″ /] Reports from officials in Alaska were that nine people were aboard the aircraft that […]

Former Ohio State Football Star, And Former Inmate Maurice Clarett Resumes Life And Enrolls Into College At…Ohio State!

July 27, 2010

[picapp align=”center” wrap=”false” link=”term=maurice+clarett&iid=3112928″ src=”http://view2.picapp.com/pictures.photo/image/3112928/clarett-takes-the-victory/clarett-takes-the-victory.jpg?size=500&imageId=3112928″ width=”380″ height=”569″ /] The media is buzzing with the good news that former Ohio State “Buckeye” Football star Maurice Clarett,26, has been granted enrollment back into Ohio State after spending 3 1/2 years in prison on a  7½ years in jail sentence he received for being found guilty of aggravated robbery […]

LeBron James Settles For Less Money,More Sun, Fun, And Weapons In Miami…Dissed Fans In Cleveland Burn His Jersey In Effigy!!!

July 9, 2010

The long-awaited, and highly anticipated decision by basketball phenom and free agent LeBron James has been announced, and ending weeks of silence and drama, LeBron James said on his ESPN special on Thursday night that he’s decided to join the Miami Heat and leave the Cleveland Cavaliers after an unsuccessful seven-year quest for the championship he […]

Fallen Ex-Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick Gets 5 Years In The Slammer For Probation Violations…

May 25, 2010

Former Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was sentenced to 18 months to five years in state prison today for violating probation,eliciting shocked reactions and gasps from his supporters inside the packed court room of Detroit Judge David Groner. Wayne County Circuit Judge David Groner scolded the fallen and disgraced ex-mayor …”Probation is no longer an option,”…”That ship […]