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10-Foot Gator Chomp’s Down On A Florida Police Cruiser!!!…Take’s A Bite Out Of Crime(Video)

May 5, 2011

Talk about taking a bite out of crime!?!? The AP has captured on tape a 10 foot alligator chomping down on the bumper of a Florida Deputy sheriff’s police cruiser. Authorities say the attack happened near a country club as the deputy was waiting for a trapper to show up. The Alachua County Sheriff’s Office […]

Rebel The Dog Gets His Head Stuck In A Hole In The Wall…Victim Of An ‘Attractive Nuisance’ Of A Hole!!!

December 29, 2010

Eight-month-old German Shepherd Rebel the dog was recently the victim of an attractive nuisance in the form of a hole in the wall surrounding his yard of his owners home in Desert Hot Springs,California.(HuffPo) He got into the sticky predicament on Monday, when his curiosity of the 18-inch hole led to him sticking his head […]

Another Pet Chimp Goes Beserk…This Time No Ones’ Face Got In The Way…

October 20, 2010

Another pet chimp breaks out of its house and gores berserk on his neighbors…did we not learn anything from the face mauling victim Charla Nash? A 300-pound chimpanzee named Suko ,that broke out of its owner’s house, has been captured after smashing out the window of a police car and wandering around a neighborhood in […]

Man’s Pet “Service” Monkey Attacks His Brother And Bites Him Again…Now They Want To Kill Him????

March 31, 2010

This latest story from the AP seems to prove the fact that monkeys do not make suitable pets,they probably would prefer to be swinging in the trees in a jungle somewhere, and apparently ,we the citizens, along with the government, need to pass laws that protect wild animals from becoming pet slaves! A Virginia monkey’s […]

Drunk Wisconsin Woman Disobeys Warning Signs, Feeds Bear At Zoo, Gets Fingers Bitten Off!!!

March 6, 2010

A totally drunk and possibly high, 47-year-old grandmother,Tracy Weiler, of Manitowoc,ignored warning signs,and put her hand through fencing to feed an Asiatic black bear at the Lincoln Park Zoo on Friday, police said. Guess what happened next???? …you guessed it…she stuck her hand with 5 fingers in, and she came back with only 2!!! Tracy Weiler […]

Chimp Attack Owner Faces No Criminal Charges Because The State Can Not Find Any Recklessness…How About The Mangled And Mauled Face?

December 7, 2009

  Breaking News-This is a stunning and incredible development.  Sandra Herold, of Stamford Connecticut will face absolutely no criminal prosecution from the state of Connecticut concerning the viscous mauling by her ”pet” wild chimp on neighbor and employee Charla Nash.  Charla Nash has been blinded, and dramatically disfigured by the out of control chimp, which was […]

Oprah Winfrey Reveals Charla Nash,the celebrity chimp attack victim

November 12, 2009

On the Oprah Winfrey show on Wednesday,the Connecticut woman who was attacked by a 200-pound chimpanzee revealed her heavily disfigured face to a nationwide audience. Although she  is blind and has to eat through a straw, she reports that she  isn’t angry. Winfrey removed Nash’s hat and veil to reveal her face, which was swollen and […]