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Watch Drunk Driving, Ranting,Ohio Priest Father Ignatius Kury,Offer To Be The Cops ‘Kinky Sexual Slave’ And Other Un-Godly, Sordid,Unseamly Sexual Favors If They Release Him!!!

…Finally, a priest that fit’s the eclectic taste of the audience on the internet!!!…this father is made for new media, and has gone viral!!!(Drunk Priest-HBO)

A drunk driving Brimfield Township, Ohio holy priest, Father Ignatius Kury,35, was caught on tape Sunday night swearing, ranting and crying after an arrest on a drunken-driving charge ,after police found him lying down in the back of his car on the side of the road.(HuffPo)

…Reverend Ignatius Kury’s vehicle was found run off the road in a swamp he was curled up on the back seat in the foetal position, claiming he was auditioning for American Idol!!!(Source)

Officers were there because they had received a report of a car off the side of the road at the intersection of Meloy and Sandylake roads just after 11:45 p.m.(Arrest Report Here)

As if that was not bad enough behavior for a respected priest,but the next thing he did crossed way over the line of decency….he actually exposed his penis to the arresting cops, fondled himself, and propositioned the officers, promising to have “kinky sex” with all of them!(Source)

Because of the fathers disturbing physical behavior, they decided to record his actions, to use as evidence in his court case.(Examiner)

Brimfield Township Police Chief David Blough said, “He was extremely intoxicated,”and was acting …unusual at best,”…(Video)

Father Kury is heard on the tape saying, “I’ll give you a sermon on the mount.”(Source)

…meaning that he would either mount them, or allow them to go up in him and mount him,in a less than biblically appropriate way!

“I’ll give you the sermon on the mount. You’re sermon on the mount is this, get these [expletive] bars off me because I’m getting a rash.”

“…I will be your ‘Kinky Sexual Slave!!!'(Source)

A kinky sex slave like the drunk priest...

A kinky sex slave like the drunk priest...

Kury is heard saying, “I’ll pay you whatever you want. What do you want? Want me to give you a [expletive]? Is that what you want ?” “Do you want me to be a sexual slave?”

He loudly and drunkenly proclaims that he is a Sarah Palin supporter, and based on his behavior in this tape, I can believe him on that one.Sarah attracts this type of typical supporter…

His blood-alcohol level was three times the legal limit.(Newsday)

Rev. Ignatius Kury was arraigned friday, in Portage County and pleaded not guilty to a drunken driving charge and remains free on a personal bond.

The drunk priest will enter rehab next week, his attorney said Friday.(Source)

The Rev. Ignatius Kury has been removed as pastor of Holy Ghost Ukrainian Byzantine Catholic Church in South Akron while he seeks alcohol treatment.(Source)

His license also has been suspended…thank God!!!

Kury’s attorney, Walter Benson has reported that the the priest is mortified by his behaviour that night and can’t believe that was him.

He is, as he should be, extremely embarrassed by his behavior exhibited on the recording.

Bishop John Bura of the Ukrainian Catholic Diocese of St. Joseph at released a statement Friday afternoon announcing Kury’s removal from the parish.(Source)

Bura said he was ”deeply saddened” by the arrest and that the decision to relieve Kury of his parish duties allows the priest to ”devote all his energies to his recuperation”

”We are deeply concerned for Father Kury’s well-being, and we are equally concerned for the hurt and embarrassment this episode brought to many people who love and respect him,” Bura said in the statement.(Source)

On the bright side, apparently he could’ve faced additional charges for his actions inside the holding cell, but Chief Blough says the OVI charge and videotape,given they are so outrageous and damaging to the drunk priest’s professional ministerial reputation, that merely releasing them to the public is punishment enough.

(Watch the unedited clip of the Drunk Priest-Part one here!!!)

(Watch the Drunk priest-Part two here!!!)

…if it was not so disturbingly inappropriate for a man of the cloth, it almost would be kind of funny!

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