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Dennis Hawkins Robbed A Bank Dressed In Clown Pants And Fake Breast…With A BB Gun?!?

Dennis Hawkins,48, of North Braddock near Pittsburgh,is being hailed today as the World’s Dumbest Criminal because he  dressed in a wig, fake breasts and clown pants then stole a BB gun and robbed a bank, and tried to escape by taking a woman’s car from a gas station.(SOURCE)

To top it off,Dennis looks to be at least 6 feet 4 inches tall,possibly more, has broad shoulders and a full goatee!!!…he actually thought his ridiculous costume would make him blend in with the crowd.

I can understand the wig,…but the clown pants and fake breast?…man what were you thinking?…It kind of reminded me of Andy Dick!…

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Bank cameras showed he went to a tree behind the bank, opened the money envelope and dropped it and some of the money when the dye pack exploded.

He ran a couple of blocks to the service station, where he approached several customers and asked for a ride. When they refused, he got into the car of another woman, who got out, took her keys with her and went inside to call police.

Officers on their way to the bank robbery call went to the station and arrested him while he waited in the car. He had dye on him, the wig stuffed in the waist of his pants and was still wearing the fake breasts.

Chief Geppert said Mr. Hawkins told police he had found the money and took them back to the tree where the dye exploded.(SOURCE)

The Clown-Breast Bandit Dennis Hawkins is being held on $230,000 bail and the genius is being held at the Allegheny County Jail on bank robbery and other charges.

Dennis Hawkins the 'Fake Breasts,Blond Wig, Clown-Pants' bandit!!!

Dennis Hawkins the 'Fake Breasts,Blond Wig, Clown-Pants' bandit!!!

…when are people going to stop doing crack?

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2 Responses to “Dennis Hawkins Robbed A Bank Dressed In Clown Pants And Fake Breast…With A BB Gun?!?”

  1. I don’t have TV here on my mountain. Thanks for the information.


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