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Tiger Woods Returns To Golf To Master The Masters!!!…Golfers Beware!!!!

Breaking News- Tiger Wood fans rejoice-the golfing master is set to regain his throne as the world’s greatest golfer of ALL times….by returning to the field of competition at the Masters Tournament in April, in Augusta, Georgia.(SOURCE)

All other golfers beware—-he wants his green jacket back, and they all know that he will take it.

They are all shaking in their golfing shoes.

Tiger Woods announced this morning that he will begin his 2010 season at the Masters Tournament at Augusta National Golf Club in April.

The following is Tiger’s full statement trumpeting his planned hostile takeover of HIS sport!!!...

“The Masters is where I won my first major, and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel[picapp align=”right” wrap=”true” link=”term=tiger+woods+golfing&iid=4344597″ src=”a/6/6/1/Tiger_Woods_greets_b315.jpg?adImageId=11315176&imageId=4344597″ width=”234″ height=”156″ /] like I’m ready to start my season at Augusta.

“The major championships have always been a special focus in my career and, as a professional, I think Augusta is where I need to be, even though it’s been awhile since I last played.

“I have undergone almost two months of inpatient therapy, and I am continuing my treatment. Although I’m returning to competition, I still have a lot of work to do in my personal life.

[picapp align=”left” wrap=”true” link=”term=tiger+woods+masters+tournament&iid=5225357″ src=”c/7/5/3/The_Masters_b5b0.jpg?adImageId=11315225&imageId=5225357″ width=”234″ height=”351″ /]”When I finally got into a position to think about competitive golf again, it became apparent to me that the Masters would be the earliest I could play. I called both Joe Lewis and Arnold Palmer and expressed my regrets for not attending the Tavistock Cup and the Arnold Palmer Invitational. I again want to thank them both for their support and their understanding. Those are fantastic tournaments, and I look forward to competing in them again.

“I would also like to thank the Augusta National members and staff for their support. I have deep appreciation for everything that they do to create a wonderful event for the benefit of the game.”(SOURCE)

Predictably..the racist,jealous haters, and all the other Tiger detractors will be out in force devising evil deeds designed to thwart Tiger’s ultimate domination of a sport that pride’s itself on the respect they have for the “traditional”golf player, and their storied history.

A history that highlights an elitist sport that has not been known for allowing diversity, and had to be dragged into accepting minority players simply by the fact that none of them can consistently defeat our great African-American albeit Cablanasian golfing king-Tiger Woods.

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Read the full story here….

USA TODAY

PerzHilton.com

ABC NEWS

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