Tiger Woods Transgressions…He Got Caught With His Pants Down.

Tiger Woods has officially been caught lying and cheating on his wife, as well as his two children. The usually hyper-private golf superstar has made the biggest slip up that most men who cheat commit, and that is to leave recorded messages and text messages on his …Smartphone.

The phone was smart,but the Tiger acted like an idiot.

No street skills.

Today,US MAGAZINE reports that Jaime Grubbs has released a voicemail she claims has the voice of Tiger Woods on it.

 Meanwhile, Kalika Moquin has surfaced as the third woman  other than Rachel Uchitel that Tiger Woods allegedly had an affair with, placing his statement of “transgressions” (plural) into a new light and makes me wonder about Elin Nordegren and that golf club. 

You think..sounds like he may have left too many text messages on his phone. Women that I casually date, have checked my cellphone for messages from other women,and I am no where near marrying anybody, so I don’t know what he was thinking about.

The following is a transcript of the message to girlfriend number two….

“Hey. It’s , uh, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um. Can you please take your name off my phone? My wife went through my phone and may uh, may be calling you. If you can, take your name off that, and if you can just have it has a number on the voicemail. Just have it as your number. Do me a huge favor. Okay?”

…See what I mean…a totally naive idiot.

My message to all the men out there that may like multiple women, or may be attractive enough to many women for whatever reasons and can have multiple women,…I have never in my 45 years witnessed any man be able to manage that situation.

The best thing to do is, if you think you may like to have girlfriends and casual sex outside of your marriage…then don’t get married.

It’s as simple as that.

Good luck Tiger…your family will need it. Think about your babies. Christmas in the Wood’s household sure will be interesting….Can he buy his way out of this one,we will just have to wait and see.

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